The Siren's Rocks
While standing in the checkout line
I saw a wondrous sight:
On my left, a mermaid school,
Ambrosia on my right.
Such food wasn't meant for mortals
So I turned to see,
As mythic beauties beckoned
From across a camera sea.
They jostle one another
Striking poses to allure;
Shoppers shipwreck on these rocks,
Where death comes slow but sure.
Singing you a promise
To fulfill your every wish,
Although, if it comes down to that,
She's colder than a fish.